AZ Man Thinks Voter Suppression Is Elaborate Conspiracy to Get Him Laid

Phoenix, AZ –An awkward guy carrying a helmet believes he may have encountered his true love while waiting 3 hours to vote in the Arizona Primary yesterday. “Out of all 60 polling places in the county, I just couldn’t believe this cute blonde was in my line” he says beaming. At different polling locations throughout the… More AZ Man Thinks Voter Suppression Is Elaborate Conspiracy to Get Him Laid

I’m Good With Kids

INT. HOUSE-BEDROOM-MORNING SARI (31, dressed in yoga pants and hoodie) sits on her bed in her parents’ house working on her laptop. MIMI (4, adorable, inquisitive and occasionally evil, SARI’s niece) + KOBY (2, gentle butterball, often bullied by his older sister Mimi) rummage through their aunt’s room scavenging for treasures as she attempts to… More I’m Good With Kids

High Times

Rosh Hashanah is a time for Jews around the world to celebrate the beginning of a new year.  The 10 days following Rosh Hashanah leading up to Yom Kippur are a time for reflection, for taking stock of our lives and asking forgiveness for any harm our neuroses actions may have caused our loved ones this… More High Times

When The Levee Breaks: A True Story About Katrina

What is the worst thing you’ve ever smelled? OK, I’ll go first. I remember exactly where I was when I smelled the worst smell of my entire life. January, 2006. St. Bernard Parish, Louisiana. The stench is burned so deeply into my sinus cavities, that even thinking about that day now triggers a visceral response, bringing me… More When The Levee Breaks: A True Story About Katrina