Funny feminist and hella real life shit.
Glass ceiling- ”the seen, yet unbreachable barrier that keeps minorities and women from rising to the upper rungs of the corporate ladder, regardless of their qualifications or achievements.”
Crass-gross, having or indicating such grossness of mind as precludes delicacy and discrimination
TheCrassCeiling 
I always knew that you had a column in you. Keep up the writing. You are one funny lady.