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I Accidentally Kidnapped Your Dog

January 22, 2016

I accidentally kidnapped your dog the other night. That’s probably a fine place to start, but let me preface it by saying that I’m a really good person. I send care packages to friends, I teach yoga to cute old ladies and rarely steal things that don’t belong to me. I had been visiting a … More I Accidentally Kidnapped Your Dog

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